See what a really nice guy I am. I like you already and I’ve never even met you. I don’t know what you look like and I certainly don’t know what you do for a living. Also, I have no idea what really floats your boat, and because I’m a people person, I’m really dying to know. Well, I’m not really dying, I’m actually just quite hungry. It’s been a long day and once my Instagram work has been taken care of for the night, I’m going to set up my home entertainment center and then head off to the kitchen to prepare my, what I like to call, my sandwich salsa of sardines in a light curry sauce, chopped tomato and onion and a really decadent but dangerous chili sauce. I’ve got gluten issues, so you know the ingredients have to be wholesome and organic.
And the bread and butter too. Speaking of bread and butter, this is what you’ve got to do for me. Why don’t you like me already and send me a link to your Instagram platform so I can take a look? And if you’re as good as I believe you are, I’m going to be giving you Insta likes from morning to night several times over. How am I going to get this right? Glad you asked, and even though I still can’t see your face, I can just imagine the look. I can because I’ve been through it all before with some of my earlier fans when I was busy introducing myself and, more importantly, introducing them all to the interesting habit of buying likes and still more followers.
Yes, that’s interesting, as well you may have gathered already. But that’s going to have to be a story for another day. Today, or should I say, tonight, the subject is all about the importance of liking people. And you must. It’s the least you can do. After all the things these nice folks have been doing for you these last few whirligig months. Every single Instagram post you sent out to them, they’ve practically liked, even when you’ve had your jaded days. Like I’m having right now. You say you wouldn’t have thought so. Well, thanks for saying that. It’s really sweet of you but really, it wasn’t necessary.
The reason why I could pull this stunning motivational post out of the bag for you is down to two things. One, I’ve got the gift. Not the gift of the gab (which is why I have to buy followers sometimes and maybe you do too), but the gift (and love) of writing. Yes, you’ve got to love what you’re doing, otherwise what the heck is the point. And two, well quite a couple of characteristics; hard work, persistence (as in never, ever giving up) and discipline. I rub my hands in glee. Because this post is about to be filed and sent out across the networks. See ya!